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remember the tumblr post that was like "attention Robin Hood fans: did you know that stealing is ILLEGAL"

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in a future update all toots will be required to have a passport and worker's visa in order to federate across the border to other instances, where they may only stay for three months

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GOOD REMOTE JOB OPENING FOR TRANS PEOPLE ALERT:

Trans Lifeline (a very good organization that I can personally vouch for) is looking to hire a full-time remote volunteer coordinator for their microgrants program. $17+/hr w/full benefits. Can be worked from anywhere.

This is an administrative position focused on recruiting, managing and training volunteers. What they're asking for is any community organizing experience. If you need work, apply!!

jobs.lever.co/translifeline/31

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I'm slowly realising the hidden cost of a software engineer day job. All the libraries and tools I've built to be given up to a client instead of building them for my own use. I think it's possible to combine the 2 but I need to rethink how I work.

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fighting against hate groups, effect of destroying their place, twitter screenshot Show more

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Ich bin ja dafür, das wir alle privaten Anbieter von den Schienen werfen, die Bahn in eine Körperschaft öffentlichen Rechts o.Ä. überführen und dann mal richtig Geld rein stecken. So mit eigenem Bautrupp, mehr Personal etc. Anschließend kalkulieren wir die Preise noch neu und gucken wie wir sie im Zweifel über Steuern gesenkt bekommen (keine oder nur minimal besteuert Tickets zum Beispiel). Und dann gucken wir mal weiter. 🚅

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A group of developers is called a merge conflict.

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Sexismus, Belästigung, Metal Show more

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“You’re Nazi fighting name is your first name plus your last name.”

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Letztens wieder in der Zeitung gelesen, dass der örtliche Nahverkehrsbetrieb trotz steigender Zahlen Verluste gemacht hat.

Dass das örtliche Straßennetz seit Jahrzehnten nur kostet und noch nicht einen Euro eingebracht hat ist irgendwie nie eine Meldung wert.

#Verkehrswende

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Medieval guy #1: okay so what do turtles look like
Medieval guy #2: well they live in the water
Medieval guy #1: so they're fish?
Medieval guy #2: yea. also they bite you. And they have legs
Medieval guy #1: haha weird. What else
Medieval guy #2: they have a shell
Medieval guy #1: like a snail shell?
Medieval guy #2: idk it's some sort of shell. And they can pull their head inside the shell.
Medieval guy #1: ok I think I got it. How's this look
Medieval guy #2: perfect

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Image Text: It's cute how people will say "Why should a fast food worker get paid $15 an hour when a paramedic gets $15 an hour for saving someones life?" Instead of "How come a paramedic gets paid $15 an hour while a 30 minute ambulance ride costs $900?"

Wow, it looks like the fast food worker, the paramedic and the person in the ambulance are all getting fricked and somehow mad at each other about it instead of being mad at the people profiting off them.
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Wolltet ihr schon immer wissen, wie die Abmeldung von einem Newsletter funktioniert? Hier ist die ganze Story:

Tweet von Joe Pettersson (@Joe8Bit) um 30. Juli, 23:17

I saw a tweet asking why sometimes when you unsubscribe from an email list it says it can ‘take a few days’. Buckle up, as I have a RIDICULOUS story about this happening in The Enterprise™️...

twitter.com/Joe8Bit/status/115

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Ich: "Boah ist das warm, kühlt sich gar nicht ab..."

Tochter: "Der wärmste Sommer der letzten 100 oder so Jahre. Versuch, es einfach positiv zu sehen."

"Wie kann man das?"

"Es ist der kälteste Sommer der nächsten 100 oder so Jahre. Kamin anmachen?"

#SieWerdenSoSchnellFrech

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Ääh, ja, hier folgt dann noch ne genaue Beschreibung